I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
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For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
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Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
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