I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
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Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
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He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
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How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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