do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
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You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
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Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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