Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
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It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
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I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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