i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
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dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
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There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
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Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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