Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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