Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
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