Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Randomize