I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
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He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
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He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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