i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
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We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
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I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
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