I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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