If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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