I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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