got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
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i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
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I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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