Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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