How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
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thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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