God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
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I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
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he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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