In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
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You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
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The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
sex in a hospital.. check
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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