Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
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