i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
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full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
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You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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