Me too!
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
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Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
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About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
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Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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