Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
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every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
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id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
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