my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
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It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
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Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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