dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
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if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
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everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend