me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
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After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
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I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.