I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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