She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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