If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
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