my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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