You can't special order awesome
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
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I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
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I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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