he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
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It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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