How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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