Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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