so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
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I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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