So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
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That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
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Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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