There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Randomize
