You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
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I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
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She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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