Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
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He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
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I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
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