just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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