We're like a lot better than the average bears
I want to have your abortion
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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