p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
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God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
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I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I know her cup size but not her name....
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