I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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