So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Too much gin, very little bucket
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Randomize
