honey bunches of taint.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
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It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
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Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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