well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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