margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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