Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
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there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
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Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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