HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
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She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
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Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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