he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
she pinky promised me she was 18
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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