Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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a victory without nudity is not really a victory
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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