it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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