so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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