the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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