WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
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Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
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He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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